John Zoidberg, M.D.
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Guns
| Weapon | Time Used | Usage | Total Damage | Kills | Headshots |
 | Automatic Shotgun | 3 days | 38.1% | 113,025 HP | 815 | 60 |
 | Chrome Shotgun | about 21 hours | 11.4% | 39,067 HP | 201 | 9 |
 | SPAS Shotgun | about 12 hours | 6.8% | 17,784 HP | 162 | 8 |
 | Combat Rifle | about 3 hours | 1.9% | 7,919 HP | 20 | 3 |
 | AK-47 | about 3 hours | 1.6% | 7,677 HP | 22 | 2 |
 | M16 | about 2 hours | 1.2% | 3,211 HP | 57 | 0 |
 | Pump Shotgun | about 4 hours | 2.3% | 2,781 HP | 37 | 4 |
 | M60 | about 1 hour | 0.8% | 2,257 HP | 46 | 2 |
 | Military Sniper | about 1 hour | 0.7% | 1,671 HP | 20 | 2 |
 | Pistol | about 3 hours | 1.4% | 1,611 HP | 20 | 1 |
 | SMG | about 1 hour | 0.4% | 805 HP | 5 | 1 |
 | SMG (Silenced) | about 1 hour | 0.6% | 754 HP | 8 | 2 |
 | Magnum Pistol | 6 minutes | 0.1% | 0 HP | 0 | 0 |
Melees
| Weapon | Time Used | Usage | Total Damage | Kills | Headshots |
 | Katana | about 23 hours | 12.4% | 19,326 HP | 284 | 20 |
 | Machete | about 15 hours | 8.1% | 12,236 HP | 203 | 15 |
 | Golf Club | about 6 hours | 3.2% | 9,051 HP | 51 | 4 |
 | Fire Axe | about 9 hours | 4.9% | 6,366 HP | 76 | 6 |
 | Knife | about 3 hours | 1.4% | 2,828 HP | 26 | 1 |
 | Nightstick | about 1 hour | 0.7% | 1,329 HP | 20 | 4 |
 | Cricket Bat | about 2 hours | 1.0% | 753 HP | 15 | 0 |
 | Crowbar | about 2 hours | 1.0% | 542 HP | 11 | 2 |