Captain Kangaroo
961 points
Guns
| Weapon | Time Used | Usage | Total Damage | Kills | Headshots |
 | MP5 | 1 day | 26.6% | 67,816 HP | 320 | 40 |
 | M16 | 1 day | 19.0% | 41,512 HP | 508 | 60 |
 | AK-47 | about 14 hours | 9.5% | 20,385 HP | 150 | 20 |
 | Chrome Shotgun | about 18 hours | 12.8% | 18,252 HP | 174 | 12 |
 | Combat Rifle | about 6 hours | 4.4% | 4,900 HP | 76 | 5 |
 | Pistol | about 7 hours | 5.1% | 3,765 HP | 64 | 5 |
 | Magnum Pistol | 23 minutes | 0.3% | 215 HP | 4 | 0 |
 | SPAS Shotgun | 2 minutes | 0.0% | 0 HP | 0 | 0 |
Melees
| Weapon | Time Used | Usage | Total Damage | Kills | Headshots |
 | Shovel | about 6 hours | 4.4% | 14,124 HP | 218 | 12 |
 | Golf Club | about 10 hours | 7.1% | 7,744 HP | 162 | 16 |
 | Fire Axe | about 6 hours | 4.1% | 6,978 HP | 102 | 24 |
 | Baseball Bat | about 5 hours | 3.3% | 5,458 HP | 82 | 15 |
 | Pitchfork | about 3 hours | 2.4% | 4,931 HP | 47 | 2 |
 | Machete | about 1 hour | 0.7% | 1,179 HP | 18 | 0 |
 | Knife | 15 minutes | 0.2% | 250 HP | 5 | 0 |
 | Nightstick | 16 minutes | 0.2% | 0 HP | 0 | 0 |